I'm a guy who drinks a lot, writes a blog, lives in Arlington, TX, dresses shabbily, will probably mooch off you, likes horror movies, and wishes he had a lot of money so he didn't so much have to work anymore. Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I am an open book, or at the very least an open beer.
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Frozen hot chocolate. But no matter, it sure as shit ain't gonna be Serendipity anymore. 100 roaches, man, 100.
Aha! I always wondered what was serendipitous about the place.
Turns out it's the rat shit!
Excuse me, sir, but my truffle seems to have legs!
Don't worry Clint. You can come over to my place, wait 45 minutes to get in then hand me $120 and I'll give you a pint of Ben & Jerry.
I don't know, but I'll tell you where you can get rat shit, flies, and cockroaches!
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