How I'll Save Us All

If a bunch of FBI agents pulled up and were like, "C-dog, aliens just landed and they're demanding that someone explain to them, succinctly and in under three minutes, the concept of fun or they're going to start blowin' shit up," I'd be all "it ain't no thang, y'all." They'd be confused at first, then I'd pull this little number out of my pocket and use it to drop some knowledge on the aliens crazy, green heads:

"Banned in D.C." by Bad Brains



And then the government would shower me with medals and mad cash, being as how I'd just saved everyone's asses with my mastery of the powers of YouTube.

Seriously though, there is no part of this video that doesn't look like the best time anyone ever had. The only other thing I can say is that I was born too fucking late, man. For reals. Oh, and it's also kind of a bummer to know deep in my heart that I'll never be as cool as what is represented in this video.

Eh, well.

Who's up for starting an awesome band?