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My favorite part? Hard to say, but I believe the line, "Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed" really takes the I'm-sad-for-my-country cake. Yeesh, people... yeesh.
posted by Clinton at 3:34 PM
I'm a guy who drinks a lot, writes a blog, lives in Arlington, TX, dresses shabbily, will probably mooch off you, likes horror movies, and wishes he had a lot of money so he didn't so much have to work anymore. Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I am an open book, or at the very least an open beer.
8 Comments:
What's really nice is that now I don't even have to get out of bed to kill intruders in my home, I can just roll over and pull the trigger on my shotgun and blast them in the shins. Kick ass! I'm ordering two! *not*
I like, "It's the smartest money you will spend in your life."
I don't think I could just fall asleep if I shot someone from within my bed.
Not only wrong, but also a huge ripoff! What, like I couldn't make that exact same thing out of some scrap aluminum siding? 39.95, my ass.
P.S. great blog!
For only 160.00 you could have Four of them, and amazingly enough, Most beds are rectangular. Which is just another word for Four sided...you know, that and "Square" and even "Parallelagram" these are all examples of special words that mean four sided...and again, if you have one of those Four sided beds you should certainly have four different shotgun holders.... But of Course I would put an M-16 in one of those bad boys, and play Sesame street with the mother fucking intruders... Like Hey Man which one of these is NOT like the others... BLAM BLAM BLAM DIE INTRUDER DIE>>>>>
did you know that if you live in Brooklyn you are automatically cool for life? someone told me that and I accepted it.
Nothing will ever take the place of "under the pillow" for my shotgun, nothing...not from my cold dead hands!
eric, you keep your .38 under your pillow!
sheesh.
personally, i think it's great. you never know when a rogue deer will burst though your window.
I actually know someone who has a gun on one side and a knife on the other side of his bed.
Between the mattress and bed frame.
Maybe I should get him one.
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