Monday, November 19, 2007

The Reviews Are In!

NOTE: The reviews are in from the world wide (web) premiere of The New England Patriots Will Destroy You, a blog post from earlier this morning. Herewith, a sample of what people are saying about the latest offering from ZFS!, otherwise known as the greatest blog ever written by a fat guy from Arlington, TX who's drunk a lot and is also dating a girl who prefers to remain anonymous, though it's not because she's embarrassed to have her name linked with his in public, or so she says. He chooses to believer her, because otherwise he'd just cry. Anyway, on to the reviews:

The New York Times: "...a tepid attack on a storied football franchise, though it did smell quite pleasantly of bacon..."

The Sporting News: "...this post lies in the hazy middle-ground between 'not funny' and 'a perfect example of why certain people shouldn't be allowed access to the internet.'"

Entertainment Weekly: "Clinton Davis has done it again! And by "it," we mean, "posted on his blog."

Newsweek: "You know there's a war going on, right? I mean, we really do have other things to report on that are slightly more pressing..."

Bill Belichick: "My football team will destroy you."

My Dad: "A blog? I...uh... don't know what that is. Does it mean you're gay? Because your mother and I have a bet going."

Tom Brady: "(he opened his mouth but no words came out; just the sound of an angelic choir)"

Satan: "Hey, thanks for the mention, C-dog!"


Blogger stew said...


That's the sound of a bottle of water mixed with a packet of Emergen-C squirting out of my nose and onto the screen and keyboard.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Giggleloop said...

When Tom Brady opens his mouth, is it like Alanis Morrissette in Dogma? Will Ben Affleck's head explode?

7:56 AM  

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