Thursday, September 04, 2008
Maybe it's because I'm a colossal perv or whatever, but I have a slight problem eating in public a snack cracker that's also a euphemism direct from the shooting script of a nautical-themed porn. I feel like everyone is all, "Wow, C-dog really went to town on the Captain's Wafers over there. He must be REALLY into that sort of thing. Personally, I've always found the Captain's Wafers too salty." And that's not even considering their creamy filling. I mean, the presence of chives kind of balances it out, but still... the Captain's Wafers, full of cream, in my face.
I feel dirty, but... gotta say... those Captain's Wafers really satisfy.