Tuesday, April 08, 2008

What The Lamest Thing Ever Looks Like

It's music you play with your hands... and there's laser beams!!!

Seriously, I'm so embarrassed for these people, their families, and what the rest of their lives will be like, I might throw up.

There's not enough weed in the world to make this wet fart of an 80s synthesiser seem cool. I mean... do the makers of the Beamz Laser Music System hate guys getting laid? Because any dude that owns one of these will repel pussy like there's a force field around his pants.

(And it goes without saying that a chick would never buy this, right? Right. I thought so.)

Via Geekologie

10 Comments:

Blogger Lioux said...

Okay, Clinton.

You know I've NEVER been one to comment, but...

Ummm.

Yea.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Digital Fortress said...

An amplifier for all your air instruments huh? High five creepy bald guy!

5:55 PM  
Blogger Alienwhere said...

"quiet reverie"?

"be a hero"?

I love the guys during the "jam session". As though in your entire life you'd ever find anyone dumb enough to buy this with you, and then proclaim their stupidity by standing next to you and performing.

PS: the guy "shredding" the electric guitar looks like he's tickling someone's ballsack. And he looks like he's no stranger to THAT motion.

I feel like we need to atone for this. For humanity. Perhaps we should kill every person every associated with this idea in front of their children on Christmas. Or something.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Braden said...

I tried to forward this to you yesterday but I couldn't stop laughing.

"LEAVE REAL MUSIC ALONE, LASER BEAMZ! LEAVE HER ALONE! I'M SERIOUS!!!"

9:08 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Lioux... Clearly.

Digital... He said, "High fives, back, dude!"

Alienwhere... No, I thinks it way more to just let the inventors of this sad, sad quasi-instrument live out the rest of their lives knowing that the shat this out into humanity. Carrying around the pointed laughter of many fucking kills.

Braden... He's hurting her, he's hurting her!!!

11:11 PM  
Blogger Lioux said...

I kinda want one of these now.

Is that wrong?

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jam Session = Gay Orgy

12:16 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Lioux... Don't go over to the dark side, dude.

Anon... TOTALLY!

12:29 PM  
Blogger Lioux said...

I'm fighting it, Clinton...

But Anonymous's comment seems to be sweetening the deal.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Alienwhere said...

Lioux. Seriously. You have all the gay orgies you can handle right now. You add this into the mix, there's gonna be salami flying everywhere. No one's even gonna be able to walk next to you on the street...

Of course, I may have just completely sold you on this.

12:48 PM  

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