Saturday, April 05, 2008

I Have Lost The Ability To Sleep Late

Like, it's gone. I don't know what happened to it. And I stayed up late last night, too... The Return of the Living Dead was on the IFC Channel's midnight-movie program and I watched all of it because the mixing of punk rockers and zombies and Clu Gulager causes me to smile in a way that makes people think I'm retarded. Which is why I only watch it late at night, which is my whole point here!!!

And I'm not just basing this whole "I have lost the ability to sleep late" theory off of last night, mind you. It happens every goddamned weekend like a reoccurring nightmare where I want to be asleep but I'm not asleep because I'm being chased by a Dracula. It never ends, it never stops... it's like a lecture on math in French, or the Political Primaries season, or Tarkovsky's Solaris.

This didn't used to be a problem. I used to be someone that could conceivably skip the morning altogether and wake up right as the afternoon baseball games were starting. But now, though... yeah, I'm up at first light like a fucking loser who works on Saturdays.

NOTE: To any ZFS! readers who work on Saturdays... I'm just kidding. Working on Saturdays is the best idea since GoGurt, the yogurt in a tube that turns your life into porn.

Anyway. So my morning is starting off nice and cranky. How's yours?


Blogger Ross said...

I'm going to lay carpet at an apartment building this morning.


Think of me in the cozy warmth of your home.

9:28 AM  
Blogger DrunkBrunch said...

I'm at Alice's apt. and we're sipping coffee and making cinnamon rolls... not from scratch though, what do you think we are, domesticated?!?!

10:54 AM  
Blogger Lioux said...



I had a late night recording some guitar parts at the Sister Kisser®™©™ studio for the upcoming SK®™©™ CD.

I just woke up now, and am enjoying my morning coffee.

@ 1:58PMish.

Well, I'm off to start my day...

1:58 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

I woke up at 4am and helped The Wife stuff a dog into a duffel bag. After that I peed, drank some apple juice straight from the container, and then went back to bed.

True story.

12:39 AM  
Blogger surviving myself said...

where can I purchase this "gogurt?"

6:54 PM  
Blogger Giggleloop said...

Return of the Living Dead is awesome in so many ways. "This ain't a costume - it's a way of LIFE!" My husband has the hots for Linnea Quigley to this day.

I too can't sleep late anymore - even if I attempt to force myself back to sleep (as I did this morning), I wake up feeling like absolute hell - stuffed up head, sore back, nausea - it's retarded. :( Bad times.

7:33 PM  

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