Texas Represent!!!
NOTE: Crystle Stewart, of Missouri City, TX won the Miss USA pageant last night. Which means, obviously, that our girls are WAY awesomer than yours. Ha! Suck it, rest of the country!!! Choke on our tiara all shiny like the sun.
posted by Clinton at 1:02 PM
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This is the part where I kind of De-emphasize that she is from Texas and focus on the fact she is, As that teen beauty contestant from South carolina put it so succinctly: a U.S. American
It could also be pointed out that she's got scary, serial-killer eyes. Which is how we raise 'em in Texas! YEE-HAW!!!
I totally watched the entire show. The Osmonds made me want to choke myself to death, and Rob Schneider looked very silly, but the girls were great!
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