Potential Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon

Apparently, a U.S. spy satellite is expected to crash land on Earth at some point in the next couple of weeks. No one knows what's wrong with it, no one knows where it's going to land. The only thing we do know, is that this is how all the trouble started in Night of the Living Dead. And if I've learned anything from horror movies, it's that they're all completely true (Freddy haunts my dreams, for reals, yo!). So... get ready to aim for the head, folks. Get ready for the long battle against the walking corpses sent straight from hell. But first, read about how it begins here.

NOTE: Sorry for the article's distinctly Canadian point of view. Not that there's anything wrong with Canadians, of course; their points of view are quite valid.