It Sounds Like They're Bombing Dresden On The Floor Above Mine Here At The Office
They must be renovating or moving in new office equipment or... hell... they could actually be bombing Dresden. Maybe the 7th floor of this building is like a stargate to an alternate dimension where it's always the bombing of Dresden. I mean, who really knows what's happening on the floor above them? It's a Schrodinger's cat-style experiment in thought if ever there was one. And it really opens up your mind to a whole panoply of previously unimaginable possibilities. Really... what's up there? Maintenance men? Robots? The monster from Cloverfield? All of those things, or something else entirely? Who knows?
Well, whomever it happens to be, they're being awfully loud and I don't care for it.
Jerks.
Well, whomever it happens to be, they're being awfully loud and I don't care for it.
Jerks.
posted by Clinton at 6:48 PM
4 Comments:
Maybe it's the zombies that were coming. They're just starting a floor above you.
I'm not ruling it out.
I felt the same about my old neighbors, they used to throw things around above me like it was moving day ...now I live below the the non-stop-we-have-loud-sex-all-day-long couple...nice change
When I was living in Austin, the guy who lived above me apparently had a rolling, office-style chair and an apartment who's floors were entirely made up of tile. Also, it seemed that he didn't like walking around very much, preffering instead to roll from room to room in his chair. So every day, I heard... "CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK" followed by "CLACKCLACKCLACK" followed by "CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK" followed by... well, you get the idea.
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