Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Award-Winning Topical Commentary

She shouldn't be having a baby! She's sixteen! What's wrong with this family! They're all crazy! If you didn't know, her sister is Britney Spears! Who is also known for doing crazy things! This one time, she hit a car with an umbrella and then shaved off all her hair! No, actually, it was the other way around! I guess it doesn't matter; she's crazy! Just like her sister, who's having a baby at sixteen!
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Blogger The Brooklyn Boy said...

Ha. The kid's got jokes.

Good meeting you yesterday man. Lookin forward to more HH super happy fun times.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, for real, everyone needs to stop talking about this story, because every time it's mentioned, I inadvertently start thinking about the fact that Britney's 16 year old sister was having sex and I am pretty sure that the cops are going to come haul me away for thinking about Britney's 16 year old sister having sex so for real stop it. Wait, who's knocking on the door? Hang on...

9:42 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

Stew, if she was ugly this would not be news.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, "Ugly Chick Gets Some" would probably beat most of my city's stories, like "Parking Lot Has Potholes, Meeting To Be Held" and "Lots of Traffic Means Delays, Officials Say."

But you're right, "Hot Underage Nymph Totally Doing It" is an eye-catcher.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: when I am picturing her naked and doing it, does she have a lower back tattoo? Oh, no, wait you need to be 18 for that. Ok, never mind.

2:38 PM  

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