What The New Coffee Maker At My Job Resembles

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What it does NOT resemble...

It should also be noted that the coffee that comes out of this monstrosity tastes a lot like moose diarrhea. Not that I, personally, know what moose diarrhea tastes like, of course. Because I totally don't. But I bet it tastes a whole lot like this coffee. Which, yes, I'm going to continue to drink. Because daddy needs his medicine, that's why. Don't judge.