Thursday, October 18, 2007

The New Poster For Rambo Inspires Within Me Mixed Feelings Of Excitement And Dismay



I mean, on one hand, it's Rambo... he's back to hurt people in vague geo-political situations with a flair that can only be mustered by an 80's icon. But then again, on the other hand, it's Rambo... he's like sixty years old now, which isn't usually conducive to butt-kicking in the name of the truth, justice, and the American way. Or whatever cause Rambo happens to be rolling out of his Craftmatic adjustable bed to fight for these days.

So I don't know. I liked Rocky Balboa a lot more than I thought I would, so there's definitely some hope there that this won't suck balls. But I have been hurt before.

Oh, also, I'll eat my keyboard if that's actually Sly Stallone in the picture up there. Dude looks good for an old man, but he doesn't look that good. Anyway... related... here's this. I totally had this action figure when I was kid. Love the "Rah-rah, America" sweatshirt, sans sleeves. So manly. Just like me. Also, I always carry a giant bazooka with me wherever I go.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Charlotte said...

Really? No one has ANYTHING to say about Rambo? You people are making Rambo cry. Personally, I'm excited. Stuff will explode, I bet.

2:58 PM  
Blogger NYCPonderings Chick said...

that looks like a charicture (sp?) of him, seriously he is OLD , ike my dad's age I think and my dad doesnt look like that...close...but not that

3:37 PM  
Blogger Cray said...

The folks in the retirement home better watch out as he comes to free them from persecution. Old people smell funny.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

It might actually be him. He got busted for steroids a while back, didn't he?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Giggleloop said...

That looks more like Solid Snake than Rambo. I'm still on the fence about this one.

9:36 AM  

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