Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Worth Your Valuable Time



Galaxy Quest is one of those movies that, on the surface, looks absolutely retarded. The very idea of Tim Allen getting top-billing is reason enough, under normal circumstances, to give up on the idea of renting a movie all together and simply resigning yourself to a night of quiet drinking alone in your apartment with the lights off.

The thing is, Galaxy Quest is awesome. It's an unexpected bounty of awesome. It's like you stepped out into an intersection and you're not really paying attention to what's going on and all of a sudden BOOM, you're run down by a large delivery van molded entirely out of pure, white-hot awesome and instead of broken bones and a head injury, you're left with the best viewing experience you've had since the last time you watched your favorite movie with your best friends and you all hugged afterwards.

It's that good.

Galaxy Quest is smart, funny, well-acted, and genuinely moving. It's the kind of movie that makes you want to stand up in your living room and cheer (being careful not spill your drink, of course)! Seriously, rent it, Netflix it, steal it from someone you hate who doesn't deserve it; just get your hands on a copy of Galaxy Quest and settle in with a six-pack and some delicious snacks. You won't regret it.

I eagerly await your lovingly worded, tear-stained, thank-you notes.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be honest here... the greatness that is Alan Rickman makes any movie, no matter the surrounding cast, immediately better.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

True! Can you believe, incidentally, that my girlfriend has never seen Die Hard? DIE HARD!!! And she likes Alan Rickman, too.

2:01 PM  
Blogger lioux said...

Wait.

Girlfriend does not know the awesomeness that is Die Hard®™©™?!

[?]

And yea. I am TOTALLY with you on Galaxy Quest®™©™.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats damn near a deal breaker for me... I don't think I could be with a girl that doesn't like Die Hard... or The Jerk.

Unless of course she had fantastic boobies... I could deal then.

2:16 PM  
Blogger lioux said...

OMG, scott h.!!!

I Love, Love, Love The Jerk®™©™!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Irish and Jew said...

OMG i couldn't even read the rest of your post before i had to comment- I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I thought it looked like the stupidest thing ever (which it kind of is) but that was totally it's charm. I laughed the whole way through.

Tim Robbins- suprisingly totally not annoying

Sigorney Weaver- lovely and hilarious straight man (woman)

Guy from monk- adorable

english guy from dogma- awesome

black teacher from 10 things i hate about you- fucking hilarious

Sorry to geek out there, i just love this movie :)

-Jew

2:26 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Scott... Believe me, she does. Also The Jerk is great, but I was always a much bigger fan of The Man With Two Brains. But that's me.

Jew... No worries; Geeking out over Galaxy Quest is perfectly acceptable.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Hmm, I can't believe I have never seen this movie that everyone (at least everyone commenting here) is raving about. I'm going to rent asap!

3:43 PM  
Blogger stew said...

Galaxy Quest is super DUPER awesome and I actually literally cried real tears a couple of years ago when the cable guy came to shut off my cable (on account of the fact that I was not paying for it and apparently it is not free) right in the middle of Galaxy Quest. But it taught me a valuable lesson and I worked harder and made a little bit more money and learned about the value of being responsible and after a while I was able to afford to go buy a really nice ladder to climb up the pole and reattach my illegal cable.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Jeff... Please get on that. Everyone's laughing at you.

Pigeon... I totally used to have bootleg cable too. It was awesome, but once a year (or so) they'd come by and shut it off and it was always right when I wanted to watch something. Cable guys are jerks.

4:18 PM  
Blogger stew said...

well, the funniest is when they'd run ads that said, "Please call this number if you are illegally obtaining cable tv service."

My favorite Galaxy Quest Fuzzily Remembered Moment is when the guy says something like, "please say my name, they always kill the guy with no name." Or something.

4:23 PM  
Blogger quin browne said...

k, love the film.

love it, love it, love it. the thing i can say is best from living among the utes for those years... i know where they filmed the rock scenes.

yes, i do. it's in an area where the road sign says...i kid you not..."no services for 110 miles". they aren't lying. it makes the area where they shot the hills have eyes look homey.

and mr. rickman! ohhhhhh yes.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Hmmm. It was on in the background once when I was doing homework, but I'll have to pay attention next time I come across it.

5:40 PM  
Blogger ellagood said...

you MOTHER FUCKER! i have to start posting random shit like this. (i need to start smoking weed again.)

i fucking LOVE Galaxy Quest and no one i know has ever seen it.

it's HYSTERICAL. oh man, i have to go rent this crap now.

fab-u, man. well done.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Pigeon... Yes, because I make it a habit to actively turn myself in for petty theivery. Jerkwads.

Quin... No joke; I've driven through parts of the country like that and it's fucking scary. Like, "no one will hear me scream" scary.

Big Daddy... See that you do; it'll brighten your day!

Ellagood... Aw, well thanks. Glad I can inspire someone to pick up an illegal drug again, if nothing else.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That movie is on the short list of movies that my mom has seen about a billion times and can quote from beginning to end. (She watches a lot of cable) Also on the list: every Harry Potter movie, both Shrek movies, and The Truth About Cats & Dogs. *shrug*

9:53 AM  
Blogger Jules said...

Wow! I would never in a million years have thought to rent this but thanks to you, it will be my next selection!

11:32 AM  

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