Friday, May 04, 2007

I Totally Love You, Japan!!!

I'm going to consider this Japan's way of apologizing for the dog-walking video game:

Beer-Flavored Jello



I can't seem to find out one way or another if this will get you drunk, but I will say that if it does in fact have an alcohol content, then it's the best thing that's been invented since the nude beach. But whatever the case, seriously Japan, well done. Let's continue to focus more on weird booze delivery systems and less on the weird video games, okay?

More about the magic of beer Jello here

12 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

When your contract with Cobbler-Dogs is up you should ask the beer jello company to become your new sponsor.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

I think I've got a lifetime contract with the makers of Cobblerdogs, unfortunanly. I was tricked by their hypno-eyes.

1:44 PM  
Blogger stew said...

I am totally inventing a game where you can pretend to eat this.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Irish and Jew said...

I work for a Japanese company... and I've seen my fair share of bizzare foods. ie: cookies that taste like fish and beat flavored ice cream... I don't know about you but I'm just not down with beat flavored ice cream.

~irish

2:06 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Pigeon... Then I'll create a video game that simulates the experience of playing YOUR video game. And then we make millions!!!

Irish... I don't know, if the beats are funky enough, then maybe.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Sammy®™©™ will be serving these at our local bar!

3:03 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

Gelatin is one of those things that freak me out. It's texture while eating it is funky.

'On a commercial scale, gelatin is made from by-products of the meat and leather industry, mainly pork skins, pork and cattle bones, or split cattle hides.'

I'll do the occasionaly Jell-o shot, but, not consume it on a regular basis.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's kind of like Jello shots, without all the hassle of trying to actually make Jello shots. Therefore I approve.

My friend and I made a slew of jello shots with raspberry jello and blueberry Stoli vodka. I ate one - ONE - and my face lit up bright red like a fire engine. I'm a wuss. :)

FYI - plastic Dixie cups are great for jello shot making.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Norm... NOOOOORM!!!!

Big Daddy... I ate a ridiculoso amount of Jello shots in college, but these days I don't really get down with the wiggly stuff too much. Sadly.

Giggleloop... Blueberry Stoli is a fantastic idea for Jello shots. See, that's why guys like them; it gives them an excuse to drink the fruity stuff without having their manhood questioned.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmm.

Beeeeeeerrr.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so typical of Japan. I have lived here almost a year now and I have learned that any ridiculous, infuriating thing can immediately be trumped by something ridiculous and sublime.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My buddy Eric also makes a yummy drink with blueberry Stoli called a "Siberian Husky". Don't know what's in it, but it's yummy.

7:58 AM  

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