UPDATE: A Trek Decision
UPDATE: Could I be more of an asshole?
"...but I kind of get the impression that he thinks he's a better writer than he actually is."
Seriously, who the fuck do I think I am? Not cool, C-dog. Not cool. Especially because it's not really all that true. I take it back, totally, because I was just being a cranky jerk who hadn't had his coffee yet. Wil Wheaton my be a bit whiny and overly-angsty about stuff, but he's a good writer. Period.
Anyway, that's been sticking in my craw all day. Carry on.
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For the last couple of days, I've been reading Wil Wheaton's autobiography/essay collection/blog compilation called Just A Geek. For reference purposes, here's a picture of the cover that features Wheaton looking all sexy-like:
"...but I kind of get the impression that he thinks he's a better writer than he actually is."
Seriously, who the fuck do I think I am? Not cool, C-dog. Not cool. Especially because it's not really all that true. I take it back, totally, because I was just being a cranky jerk who hadn't had his coffee yet. Wil Wheaton my be a bit whiny and overly-angsty about stuff, but he's a good writer. Period.
Anyway, that's been sticking in my craw all day. Carry on.
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For the last couple of days, I've been reading Wil Wheaton's autobiography/essay collection/blog compilation called Just A Geek. For reference purposes, here's a picture of the cover that features Wheaton looking all sexy-like:
It's been an okay read; Wheaton tells a pretty good story at the end of the day and he's certainly got a goofy charm about him. He is, in all honesty, also kind of whiny about stuff and, not that I'm one to talk or anything, but I kind of get the impression that he thinks he's a better writer than he actually is. Whatever, though. It's occupied my time on the subway well enough and really that's all I ask for. At any rate, during the course of the book, the subject of Star Trek has come up quite a bit. Wheaton, for those of you who got laid in the late-80's/early-90's, was a supporting character on The Next Generation; otherwise known as the show that came after the original, Shatner-helmed series but before all the other shows that, according to a quick internet search, suck, rock, are way better than the original, aren't fit to kiss the original series' big toe, need more boobies, need less boobies and so on and so on. It's a divided community, to say the least.
It's also a community that I've never been a part of. In my life I've seen, maybe, maybe an episode a piece from each series. Despite the fact that I'm as huge a nerdlinger as you're likely to find outside of a D&D tourney, the whole Star Trek phenomenon is a chunk of pop culture that completely passed me by. And, truthfully, I feel like I'm missing out.
Now, don't misunderstand me... I've seen Trekkies and I have no desire to completely flip out like those people. I can't imagine that I'd look good in a custom-made Starfleet uniform (I don't have the ass for skin-tight Rayon) and I certainly don't have the money for all the collecting memorabilia and assorted crap that goes on amongst the hardcore-iest of fans. Besides, there's no denying the fact that people who are die hard Star Trek fans are kind of creepy. Actually, that's not something that's strictly germane to the Trek experience; anyone who gets that into anything is definitely hopping back and forth across the "creepy" equator with alarming regularity. I mean, have you seen the people that are crazy-go-nuts into Xena? Seriously, woof.
Anyway, that being said, I've decided that I should make an attempt to watch Star Trek. See what all the fuss is about, if you will.
The problem with that is, well... I've really got a lot going on right now. I think that if one is really wanting to get the whole Trek-xperiance (feel free to use that word, Trekkies), you really have to sit down and watch at least one entire series and, no joke, I so don't have the time or the energy at this stage of the game.
So, with all of that being said, this is what I've decided: I've always told Girlfriend that, should she and I ever break up, I'd spend the rest of my days drinking myself to death like Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas; she appreciates the romance of the gesture and I appreciate the fact that I'd have an excuse to drink irresponsibly. However, I'm now going to amend that statement just a tad. From now on, should Girlfriend and I break up, I'm going to get really into Star Trek. I'll probably also do a fair amount of drinking (a given, really) but my main focus will be a total immersion into the world of the various Enterprise crews. It makes a lot of sense, because when else is a more perfect time to delve into a brand new subculture than after a devastating break up? And doing so while plastered only adds to the fun.
And there you go. Decision made.
Star Trek, I may one day show up on your doorstep, heartbroken and in need of solace (also, I will be quite drunk). Hopefully that day will never come, but if it does, please be prepared to beam me up with open arms.
And may the force be with you. Or... wait... Nanoo, nanoo? Was that you guys?
25 Comments:
Dont waste your time. I am not a Star Trek fan but I have seen most of the original series and the next generation (look I am not a Perfect Strangers or Hardcastle and McCormik fan either but I have seen most of those episodes as well, I watched a lot of tv as a kid.... only child)
I think like me you are a huge Star Wars fan so your not going to like Trek as much but it has it moments. Watch the movies Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (again not a Star Trek fan but this is one of my favorite movies of all time), Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home and Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and call it a day.
See, I always figured that you kind of had to have a working knowledge of the show to enjoy the movie. If that's not the case, then maybe I should start there.
And, yes, I'm a big-ass Star Wars geek. Because Star Wars is awesome (original trilogy; the new ones can bite me).
I think everyone featured in Trekkies has asperger's syndrome. Not kidding.
But then again, i think bill gates has mild asperger's. I think some people who have it are lucky, like they get obsessed with computers and get rich. Others get obsessed with the bus schedule or star trek. Then, not so rich.
-Jew
No working knowledge needed. The first movie is long and boring and has nothing to do with II - IV which are all related like a trilogy.
Wheaton was solid in Stand by Me, what does he say about that?
If you really want to get into Star Trek, this is a good time to do it. I had a meeting yesterday with some execs from Paramount and they said a new Star Trek movie is in the works.
I agree with Midwesterner that Wrath of Kahn kicks ass but I wouldn't recommend watching anything past #4 though.
I personally like Star Trek, but am not super obsessed with it. Like, I've seen enough of each show to tell you who the characters are and stuff, and I've seen all the movies. But I'm not about to get Vulcan ear implants or anything. I actually really wish they hadn't cancelled Enterprise, as it was the only ST series I've watched from the beginning. *shrug* Oh well.
Hey, you could always get into Doctor Who instead! They only have several decades worth of backstory to catch up on! (or you could do like me and just start from "Season 1" that came on the BBC in '06, lol)
Jew... I wish I had that kind of focus. I'm so ADD, I can barely finish a DAMN, I could really go for a Whopper right now.
Midwesterner... He talks about Stand By Me a little, but mostly he whines about how he doesn't want to be remembered as child actor, he's STILL an actor, blah, blah, blah. There's a lot of that in the book; I've started just skipping over those parts.
Jeff... Yeah, I read that the dude who created LOST is going to direct the new movies. That's cool. As long as the entire Enterprise crew ends up on an mysterious island.
Then again, when Enterprise was on, it was also vying with Buffy and Angel for my TV viewing time, so that might have been why it went down. Doesn't seem like a lot of people liked Scott Bakula as captain, but I did. :)
Giggleloop... That's another show I've always felt I'm missing out on. There's a lot of them, really. It all comes down to the fact that I've got so little free time these days to catch up on crap like that.
Maybe when I'm old and retired or something.
Ah, but the good thing about British series is that they're only 12-13 episodes long, so it's easier to catch up. :D And you can totally download them on the internets before they air in the US, wait did I say that out loud...? *hides my stash of DVD-Rs*
Hmmm.
Mrs. Clinton Star Trek®™©™.
No, I don't like this at all.
I am in total agreement with all your thoughts on Star Wars®™©™.
Oh. And FYI...They like to be called "Trekkers" NOT "Trekkies", or so an ExBF corrected me once.
Once.
Now I can honestly say I have never watched a full episode of Star Trek in my life. My dad took me to see one of the movies when I was like 8 or 9... not sure which one but I remember humpback whales having some sort of role (Voyage Home maybe?).
I can also admit that I'm not a big Star Wars guy either. i've seen them all because i think its like a man law or something.
But what I do know, is that there is no film or tv show that is better with less boobies.
The answer should always be more boobies, time and time again.
Lioux... I wasn't aware that there were gay Trekki... er, Trekkers. Seems like that would be solely the dominion of the sad and lonely hetros.
Scott... Word. Boobies make anything better in much the same way that you can improve on any dish by adding either garlic or chocolate chips.
I tagged along with my big brother to the Star Trek movies as a kid, but I didn't spend any major time watching until I was laid up in a hospital bed at age 19. I was hopped up on Percaset™®©, and I found it went quite smashingly with the classic Star Trek series. I watched...ohh...looots of episodes. Or one or two. Also, I'm not sure whether I was awake or asleep. After that I was a fan of both classic ST and Percaset®.
I have only seen the Trek movie with the whales as well.
This month is the 30th anniversary of Star Wars so I'm told.
'Strangers With Candy' is my 'Star Trek'.
Of course there are gay trekkers, look at George Takei.
Jack me up with enough happy pills and I'll watch my hand for 12 hours straight. Hell, I'd even do with out the pills. Because my hand his FUCKING fascinating.
Big Daddy... Oh, snap. I totally forgot he was gay. Good call, BD.
Ha, you said crazy-go-nuts!
That's right. I went there.
I'm with Big Daddy/Buzzsaw Pete as Strangers With Candy®™©™ being my ST®™©™.
Best.
Show.
Ever.
KKKKAAAAAHHHHHNNNN!!!
Why are you yelling? I'm right here.
Oh. Sorry 'bout that.
Hey Captain, Kahn.
Wanna go to a cock fight? I'll drive.
Don't you hate it when air gets trapped down there
Jerri, you make my pinky aaaallll stinky.
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