Well, I'm Creeped Out
Let me set the scene for you:
You're wandering around a vacant medical building, which is as frightening a setting as you're going to find outside of a graveyard in a thunderstorm. Not only that, but you're in the basement of said vacant medical building which, if my understanding of medical buildings is correct, is where they do the most hideous of their inhumane experiments. So, you're basically in the worst place on Earth and you can taste your own death in the back of your throat and then, suddenly, you see a nude man wearing only high heels sitting calmly on a bench down with you in the darkness. When he sees you, he gets up and sprints down the hallway, going deeper into the building. You call the police and they search the premises but... nothing. The nude man has vanished.
You're left only with questions and the image of the man, nude, high heels, surrounded by an environment of pure terror. It's an image you'll see whenever you close your eyes. You will never sleep again.
Horrifying, right?
Well guess what... It actually happened!!!
You're wandering around a vacant medical building, which is as frightening a setting as you're going to find outside of a graveyard in a thunderstorm. Not only that, but you're in the basement of said vacant medical building which, if my understanding of medical buildings is correct, is where they do the most hideous of their inhumane experiments. So, you're basically in the worst place on Earth and you can taste your own death in the back of your throat and then, suddenly, you see a nude man wearing only high heels sitting calmly on a bench down with you in the darkness. When he sees you, he gets up and sprints down the hallway, going deeper into the building. You call the police and they search the premises but... nothing. The nude man has vanished.
You're left only with questions and the image of the man, nude, high heels, surrounded by an environment of pure terror. It's an image you'll see whenever you close your eyes. You will never sleep again.
Horrifying, right?
Well guess what... It actually happened!!!
posted by Clinton at 11:10 AM
14 Comments:
Note to self: Remove McMinnville and Yamhill County from list of places to visit.
Probably going to avoid nude men in high heels for a while to. Which means there goes my social life.
Was the nude man at least ATTRACTIVE?
It's been a rough few weeks for El Boring Boringson.
That's seriously creepy. *shudder* Although you made it much creepier sounding than the Yahoo story did. Who wrote that piece for Yahoo, El Boring Boringson?
Lioux... I doubt it. If he was attractive, he probably wouldn't be naked-lurking in a basement.
Midwesterner... He's having problems at home, too. Boring, boring problems.
Giggleloop... Yahoo should totally let me write their news for them. I'd be a STAR!!!
omg when is my dad going to stop embarrassing me?????
He might stop if you'd quit buying him such pretty high heels.
This is probably somehow my job at Naked Man Magazine®™©®'s fault.
Never blame the porn. Porn (as well as booze) is blameless, always.
Sounds like they are making much more powerful meth out in Oregon nowadays.
Your version of the story totally reminded me of the MTV show 'Fear', where they threw a bunch of kids in creepy places and made 'em explore the place.
It was actually kind of a funny show.
Ooh, here's a snippet.
Beehive... Oh yeah, it's the top shelf meth out there.
Big Daddy... Dude, I used to LOVE that show! One of the only good things MTV ever did, my opinion.
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