Thursday, May 17, 2007

UPDATE: Hot Girls In Danger!!!

UPDATE: Does no one care about the potential plight of all the famous ladies that I find hot??? You people are heartless bastards. Also, I'm bored.



Uber-girl-next-door and hot, hot, HAWT famous lady Jenna Fischer, otherwise known as Pam from The Office, slipped, fell and broke her back last night at some hateful, evil restaurant here in New York. She's okay, in as much as she's not dead, but still... this will not stand, people.

What if this is just the beginning? What if all the restaurants in NYC are planning a wave of attacks on all the famous ladies that I find hot? It'll be utter, crazy-go-nuts chaos!

Reese Witherspoon, Alyson Hannigan, and Emilie De Ravin will all be in the most gravest of danger! They'll have to go into hiding! They can stay at my place, I don't mind!!!

If you, the concerned reader, know of any other famous ladies that I find hot who are in immediate danger from a New York restaurant, please don't hesitate to shoot me an email at your earliest convenience.

I'll take it from there. On an unrelated subject, what's the average prison sentence handed out for kidnapping these days? Just curious!

Look, here's a source.

16 Comments:

Blogger Midwesterner in NYC said...

What always strikes me as odd is that her and I are close to the same age (actually a month apart), and she grew up in St. Louis. Why were we not friends?

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Giggleloop said...

Wow, she's a St. Louis girl? That explains the hotness. :D

If you run out of room for hot girls at your place, Clint, feel free to send Aly Hannigan this way. Meee-owww. :)

4:45 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Midwesterner... Yes, why aren't you? Because if you were, I could wrangle an introduction out of you. Really Midwesterner, you should try harder.

Giggleloop... If the girls in St. Lou look like her, then I'll be there shortly. Also, Alyson Hannigan is mine, so hands off!!!

4:46 PM  
Anonymous eric the beehivehairdresser said...

I think that our best bet is to put all of our forces into protecting Alyson Hannigan, and then once all dangers have passed, we fight to there is one man left.

6:26 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

I'm staying away from this one....lol

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Giggleloop said...

Or all you men could just fight it out, and once you've all destroyed one another, she'd be all mine! Bwahahaha!

Or, I could just take her equally yummy husband, Alexis Denisof. That would work too. :P

8:44 PM  
Blogger The Cajun Boy said...

i love her! i got into an argument with my roomie about how hot she'd probably be if not all humbled out like she is in that character.

9:25 PM  
Blogger ellagood said...

wait what? is this for real?

she is so fucking hot. and funny.

did you see the finale tonight? when karen held her nostrils together so she could choke on her own sarcasm?

so. fucked. up.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Beehive... BRING IT ON!!!

Giggleloop... Are they still together? If so, that's sweet.

Cajun... I've heard through the grapevine (grapvine = people I made up) that she's super-duper nice. Unfrumped for The Office, she's a total fox. Hell, I'll take her frumped, too.

Ellagood... I didn't see it, no. I'm kind of late to the whole Office phenom (I only a couple of months ago saw seasons 1&2 on DVD). The 3rd season comes out this summer on the DVD and I'm going to get totally caught up then.

7:17 AM  
Blogger Colleen said...

How does a young woman fall and break her back? Was there a long set of stairs or a cliff involved?

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Chris W said...

If I'm not mistaken, Jenna Fisher is married to the director James Gunn of Slither fame.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Katie. said...

Aly and Alexis are not only still together but she said that filming her wedding scene for that new show she's on that I don't watch because it's not "Buffy" and has Doogie Howser on it made her want to renew her vows with her ex-Watcher.

By the way, I'm THRILLED that you all consider her to be hot. I've been trying to argue that point since 1997 but I've never met anyone (outside of the "Buffy" universe, of course) who agreed with me.

I would also be an incredibly rich woman if I had a dollar for every time someone told me that I reminded them of "that girl" from "American Pie." "You know, the Band Camp one?"

When I still worked at Starbucks, I would get that reference at LEAST once a week. After the movie first came out, I thought it was a bit fun because I love me some Aly Hannigan and being compared to her is GREAT.

But then it got very, very old. Especially when I would do my "Band Camp Girl" impression for my Starbucks co-workers, which lead them to insisting that I should perform it every time a customer told me that I reminded them of her.

After that, I began getting a bit angry and started telling people that I remind them of WILLOW.

Which lead to them telling me that "No, not HER... I meant the Band Camp Girl!"

Grrr....

1:00 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Colleen... Yeah, there were stairs involved. EVIL stairs.

Chris... Right you are. Slither, by the by, is fantastic.

Katie... Whoa! Sorry to strike a nerve. At least you're hot, though. You'll always have that.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Katie. said...

I should be the one to apologize for ranting in your comments (erm... that sounds stupid, and oddly dirty). I'm sorry.

But thanks for the compliment!

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Giggleloop said...

Katie, you should watch How I Met Your Mother, you'd probably like it. And lots of Jossverse people have popped in as guest stars (Wesley, Andrew, Fred, Inara from Firefly, just to name a few). Plus, don't let the Doogie thing dissuade you, he is actually really really great on the show. It's just an overall very very fun show and I really like it (if you couldn't already tell). :D

5:06 PM  
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