Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Worst. Tattoo. Ever.



The fact that the tattoo "artist" made her look like one of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes isn't even the worst part. No, the real tragedy is the bit above the portrait that clearly says, "In Loving Memory."

This poor girl is dead and THAT'S how she's going to be remembered!!!

Seriously, yeesh. When I go out, I want to be immortalized with a giant mural bearing my likeness rendered entirely in Skittles and broken Budweiser bottles. And when I say, "giant," I mean "at least seven stories high." Anything shorter and I'm going to haunt the ever-lovin' shit out of some people. And it says that in my will, too, so it's legally binding.

Source is here

20 Comments:

Blogger lioux said...

Bad tattoo's are a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

I just think they're hilarious. Except for this one. This one is just sad.

Also, it's yet another brick in the wall of why I'll never get a tattoo unless it's of something hard to screw up, like a baked potato.

2:18 PM  
Blogger FrancesDanger said...

Wait. When did Ugly Betty die?

2:27 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

(rimshot)

For real, though, I think Ugly Betty is Totally Cute Betty (I haven't technically watched the show, however). Is it just me?

2:37 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

A baked potato with flames coming from it would be an awesome tattoo!

2:49 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Or flames with baked potatoes coming from them. Either one, really.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I think a radioactive baked potato would be cool.

Mosh Potato

3:29 PM  
Blogger lioux said...

THAT would be the BAD ASSIEST.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I just said a big HA! at my desk, and when I realized she was dead I said a louder HA!. Im sorry, I cant help it.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the tattoo is supposed to be depicting her as a bridzilla? Or, at the least a whacked out prom date?

8:08 PM  
Blogger Irish and Jew said...

WOW. WOW. WOW.

I dunno I'd like it if Jew got a tat of me if I passed... on her left cheek ;)

~Irish

10:44 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Midwesterner... It's okay, I did too. I feel bad about it, but I also have to marvel at how cruel life is sometimes.

Beehive... Bridezilla! Totally! God, there was a really shameful period of my life last summer when I (along with Girlfriend) got way addicted to that show.

Irish... Take pictures!!! Um... I mean, that's nice, Irish.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Tracy Kaufman said...

I think the outlined teeth are the biggest problem here. It makes her look like she's got big scary braces that aren't present in the photo at all!

2:16 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Yeah, the teeth are really the source of the badness. Very horror movie.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

This is the creepiest tattoo I've ever seen...

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sniff...sniff...i sorry but that's so sad!

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you! can't be easy too see that ugly tattoo on youre arm everyday.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Vic Valkenheiser said...

That DOES look like crap!

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a recipient of a tattoo, you have every right to say "no" if you don't like the art. Clearly this person was drunk or blind - or just really cruel.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should name the tattoist before he maims someone else

6:53 PM  

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