Mildly Amusing Waiter Story

So last night I had a 20-top come in and, as per usual when I get a large group of people in my section, I asked them what they were celebrating. Birthday, big softball win, etc. Turns out, one of their close friends had just died.

Oh... okay... well, can get anyone something from the bar...?

NOTE: It should be pointed out that, despite me shitting all over their tragedy, they did tip very decently. Wished they'd all been wearing black though.