Things are absolutely cuckoo-bananas around here, kiddos. Our apartment currently looks like a bomb made of tornadoes had a rowdy kegger, there are construction crews working night and day building what appears to be a scale model replica of Kon-Tiki in our living room, and I'm covered in so much paint, I've been upgraded on the Sherman-Williams color chart from "Caucasian" to "Eggshell White."

Needless to say, blogging hasn't been happening at a rate with which I'm particularly pleased. And, sadly, it appears it's going to stay that way. We've done so much in the last few days and yet... and yet... we're only part of the way there. Thank god for fistfuls of trucker speed.

Anyway, sorry in advance about the forthcoming lack of posts. All I can offer you in the way of compensation is this video that features NOT ONLY obese men in unflattering sweaters, but also Freddy Krueger rapping. It is delightful:

See you on the other side of this nightmare. (see what I did there... NIGHTMARE... because it's Freddy... haha, I still got it!!!)