Monday, February 09, 2009

Cruel Shoes

Not sure why I'm JUST NOW finding out about these, but whatever... you know... I guess ol' C-dog just isn't meant to have the most awesome limited edition shoes ever shat out by an evil, sweatshop-wielding, multinational sporting goods monolith. That's just my life.

I give you, longingly, while weeping...

Freddy Krueger Nikes

It looks like his sweater, and there are blood splatters!!! But that's not even the best part... check out the soles:


I can hardly stand it, for real you guys. I might shit myself.

And here's the real suck... apparently they were only released in Europe. Like Europe REALLY appreciates the genius of Nightmare on Elm Street like I do. Europe is a bunch of dicks. (unless you're European and read ZFS!; then you're a-okay)

Alright, so technically I could still get these if I wanted to; they have some on eBay for about $150. But, shit, that is SO money I don't have... not to spend on sweet-ass shoes, anyway. Unless the shoes are also a job that pays the rent and they come with a year's supply of Easy Mac. Then maybe I could justify the purchase.

Otherwise... I can only dare to dream.

HAHAHAHA... GET IT?!?! Because Freddy appeared in people's dreams!!! God, I'm so fucking good at blog writing.


Blogger Lioux said...

Ooooh. I want them. I wonder if they come in a platform heel.

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

In all honesty, the top ones aren't that bad.

7:28 PM  
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