Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Mystery Mark

I've got this weird, red mark right between my eyes that showed up this morning out of nowhere. It's not a scratch or a bruise, it doesn't hurt or anything like that... it's just... there. See for yourself:

Strange, right? I have no idea what it is... unless... does it mean I'm some sort of Hindu god or something? Because that would be pretty sweet. I've always wanted to be SOME sort of god; preferably one that has the power to fly and can transform sadness into beer, but a Hindu one is cool too. And I *do* like Indian food.
Anyway, if it's not the Hindu god thing, then I'm stumped. Any ideas?


Anonymous Kyle said...

you know, i've heard that sometimes when someone gets abducted by aliens, they find strange marks on themselves the morning after.

you know, because of the "probing".

just a thought.

4:53 PM  
Blogger lacochran said...

It's not a creature tunneling under your skin is it? I've heard about that sort of thing. Scabies, right?

Probably not that.

Probably... not.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous ML said...

to go along with the alien theory, the other day i woke up with what looked like a scratch on my cheek. except it isn't. and it isn't a cut, it doesn't hurt or anything.

so they're stealing parts of our brain through our sinuses.

or something.


6:49 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I'll bet if you push it, a garage door somewhere in Brooklyn will open.

6:53 PM  
Blogger jason quinones said...


9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have any cyclops in your family?

10:31 AM  
Anonymous the don said...

Do you have a cat? Or a feather pillow? Or someone who sneaks into your room and night and is verrry slowing flaying the skin off of you?

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:51 PM  
Anonymous EH said...

I can't believe you don't remember. I am so crushed. So all that "you're a god to me, i love you more than all those others, look, I'm going to take my swiss army knife and cut myself between the eyes just so I can constantly be reminded of my mad, irrational love for you" was just nothing to you, something to be erased from your brain in a matter of a few hours? I'm hurt. ;)

3:51 PM  

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