Monday, February 16, 2009

Hey, Look, It's Some Kids Dressed Up Like Presidents Because It's President's Day

This picture is supposed to be inspiring... you know, like every kid can grow up to be the President if they eat a healthy breakfast and study math or whatever... but really it's just kind of creepy and sad. It makes me think about the parents who pimp their kids out as Halloween catalogue models and it makes me think about how these same kids are going to find their old costumes in a closet one day, years later, while searching for anything they can pawn for more drug money. They'll be brought to their knees by the concept of innocence lost and then... oh, then... their old costumes and dreams of success will drown in a river of heroin-laced tears.

Too bad, man... such a waste of life.

Anyway, happy President's Day! These kids, retroactively, hope you choke on your day off from work.


Anonymous youaretigerbait said...

Hey man, you make it sound like everyone that pawns their shit for drug money is a bad person or something.

I think the moral of the story is that child labor is bad, mmkay?

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, your such as douche bag. just cause some kids pose in a pic as a president, doesnt meant they ar gonna grow up like you. a lazy fat ass who wastes his time drinking and making a dumb ass blog that no one cares about. oh...if you want more money, put the beer down, shut off the computer, and get ur lazy butt off the couch and get a job. sorry for sounding mean, but you sound like a jerk.

4:57 PM  

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