Hey, Look, It's Some Kids Dressed Up Like Presidents Because It's President's Day
This picture is supposed to be inspiring... you know, like every kid can grow up to be the President if they eat a healthy breakfast and study math or whatever... but really it's just kind of creepy and sad. It makes me think about the parents who pimp their kids out as Halloween catalogue models and it makes me think about how these same kids are going to find their old costumes in a closet one day, years later, while searching for anything they can pawn for more drug money. They'll be brought to their knees by the concept of innocence lost and then... oh, then... their old costumes and dreams of success will drown in a river of heroin-laced tears.
Too bad, man... such a waste of life.
Anyway, happy President's Day! These kids, retroactively, hope you choke on your day off from work.