Yeah, yeah, Obama... yeah, yeah, it's the dawning of a new era of change... yeah, yeah, yes we can... Holy shit, you guys, CNN had motherfucking holograms!!! Like in Star Wars
!!! I'm literally jetting diarrhea across the room, I'm so excited about this brave new world of technology being ushered in by Wolf Blitzer
and a pretend lady reporter all majestic like Jesus. This must be what it felt like for Columbus when he first laid eyes on America.
I'm so happy right now... this is too real... these are joyful sobs... USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
NOTE: More later, once I've gotten over the Election Night hangover.