Pot Head
Three teenagers were arrested this week for attempting to use a corpse’s skull as a bong. Let me say that again... teenagers, corpses head, bong. Chew on that for a second.
Now, without clicking on the article, guess where this happened:
A) In a Dean Koontz short story
B) In the dark second-half of the new Harold & Kumar flick
C) In a sheet-drenching nightmare
D) In Texas
Okay, time's up. Let me tally the results here...
Looks like everyone came up with the same answer: In Texas! And you're correct, you smart fucking people. Because Texas is where the freaks live and work and do their freaky shit in the graveyards at night under a harvest moon.
Seriously, and I mean this... you're killing me, home state. It's getting real fucking hard to defend you when you keep pulling shit like this. I think I'm going to start telling people I'm from Hawaii or something, because they don't use cemeteries like head shops over there. I assume. God, tell me I'm right; I don't want to have to pretend to be Canadian. I don't care for hockey.
Now, without clicking on the article, guess where this happened:
A) In a Dean Koontz short story
B) In the dark second-half of the new Harold & Kumar flick
C) In a sheet-drenching nightmare
D) In Texas
Okay, time's up. Let me tally the results here...
Looks like everyone came up with the same answer: In Texas! And you're correct, you smart fucking people. Because Texas is where the freaks live and work and do their freaky shit in the graveyards at night under a harvest moon.
Seriously, and I mean this... you're killing me, home state. It's getting real fucking hard to defend you when you keep pulling shit like this. I think I'm going to start telling people I'm from Hawaii or something, because they don't use cemeteries like head shops over there. I assume. God, tell me I'm right; I don't want to have to pretend to be Canadian. I don't care for hockey.
posted by Clinton at 2:32 PM
6 Comments:
That is so fucking sweet. I'm just seeing a couple of pot heads stranded on an island, staring at each other and envisioning packing a bowl in the other dude's skull... You know, like how cartoon characters always start imagining that the other one is a leg of lamb or a Crunch Wrap Supreme when they get hungry? Like that.
'Cept with skull bongs.
Hey don't blame them for trying such a crazy thing. I think they got the idea from Harry Potter©®. He used that method to talk to his long dead parents. At least they did not kill anyone to get the skull which they would have done in Hawaii.
I've heard Texas considers unlicensed delivery of grain and depositing grain without a title as a medium severity felony offense – higher than attempted indecency with a child, three or more convictions for driving while intoxicated, and smuggling illegal immigrants.
Just sayin'.
Have an AWESOME weekend!
oh, fuck.
Um, can anyone here help me clean up some accidentally deposited grain?
Um, HURRY?
Is it still cool to blame Marilyn Manson for this kind of thing?
Are you telling me that you weren't responsible for teaching them to do this?
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