Friday, March 07, 2008

Let's End The Week On This...

He's the Renfield to this guy’s Dracula, only he's twice as crazy, he suffers from a perpetual case of "the shakes," and he's much more likely to pass out on your lawn wearing last week's suit soaked in last night's vomit.

Oh and, on occasion, he'll hole up under your bed with a six pack of Schlitz, a hunting knife, and the desire to hear your hamstrings snap like telephone wires in a tornado. But he probably won't if there's a good Happy Hour around. Probably.

Anyway, have a super weekend!!!

(he's coming for you)


Blogger Todd said...

Two weekends in a row of me leaving work after having pissed myself in fear. Awesome.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Lioux said...

¡Have an AWESOME weekend Clinton!

3:22 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Todd... Just doing my part to keep everyone on the alert from the threat of evil, drunk clowns.

Lioux... Yioux tioux!!!

3:30 PM  

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