A Portrait Of Me At Breakfast Time
In case anyone is curious (and frankly, I can't imagine a scenario where you wouldn't be), my breakfast this morning was:
1 plastic Ziploc bag of ham
1 can of Diet Coke
I ate this bag of ham while standing in my Mother's kitchen as I leafed through a People Magazine, stopping my studies into the life of Jamie Lynn Spears only to take a swig from my soda. I at one point thought about getting some mustard to slather on the ham slices, but I decided against that as it would be "too much work." I wore (and am still wearing) my new, baby-blue, snowman-adorned pajama pants, as well as a t-shirt that is now lightly stained with ham grease. My hair was a mess and my pits... they were unwashed.
For some reason, my family thinks I'm gross. Well, that's just fine. Because I think they're squares, man. Total squares.
Man, that ham was good. I think it's time for round two...
1 plastic Ziploc bag of ham
1 can of Diet Coke
I ate this bag of ham while standing in my Mother's kitchen as I leafed through a People Magazine, stopping my studies into the life of Jamie Lynn Spears only to take a swig from my soda. I at one point thought about getting some mustard to slather on the ham slices, but I decided against that as it would be "too much work." I wore (and am still wearing) my new, baby-blue, snowman-adorned pajama pants, as well as a t-shirt that is now lightly stained with ham grease. My hair was a mess and my pits... they were unwashed.
For some reason, my family thinks I'm gross. Well, that's just fine. Because I think they're squares, man. Total squares.
Man, that ham was good. I think it's time for round two...
posted by Clinton at 11:46 AM
4 Comments:
That is SO HOT!
omg I clicked to make the EXACT SAME COMMENT as Ross.
HAWT.
Seriously, C-dawg, more ham-and-diet-coke porn. Rowwwr!
Mmmmm...ham.
Ah, ham... I'm guessing it was a freezer bag, yes? I definitely would've gone for the mustard though, and if I were at my Grandma's house, she'd make me class it up with some Italian bread and iceberg lettuce.
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