Thursday, November 01, 2007

What Does My Beef Cup Noodles Smell Like?

A) A delicious bowl of hearty, Asian-influenced stew that's chock full of beef, vegetables, and noodles all suspended in a rich, savory broth
B) A cheap, styrofoam container full of sodium-packed demi-foodstuffs that are only slightly preferable to eating the cardboard sleeve in which the whole thing is packaged
C) A new car
D) A fart that's been festering in your Dad's bowels for a day and a half after he'd been out drinking and eating xxx-tra spicy hot wings with "the boys"
Answer: D
Yeah, what's up with that? I know I shouldn't be looking for quality from a consumable product that I bought for less than a buck at Duane Reade, but fucking still. Is it too much to ask that said Cup Noodles not smell like a particularly rank digestive by-product?
Answer: Apparently


Blogger Mr. Shain said...

you've really captured the sexiness of noodles.

12:27 AM  
Blogger Clinton said...

I'd like to think so.

8:34 AM  
Blogger brookLyn gaL said...


10:32 AM  

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