A Poo Warning System Has Been Implemented
Due to complaints from a certain reader who shall remain nameless, all posts that discuss poo, pooing or poo-related topics will now feature this handsomely designed Warning Graphic, created by longtime companion* of myself and ZFS!, Braden.
*I mean that in a totally straight way.**
**OR DO I???***
***Yes.
*I mean that in a totally straight way.**
**OR DO I???***
***Yes.
posted by Clinton at 3:33 PM
10 Comments:
What a strange looking poo
Your poo warning is a load of crap. If the guy doesn’t like fecal matter he should turn the other cheek and ignore it. It smells of censorship to me. Why do people always have to dump on people having a good time? Someone needs to drop a load of whoop ass on his butt. It has gotten me so mad I am flushed with adrenaline and ready to shit a brick and break a stool over that turds head. If the guy is not careful he will end up a floater in the harbor. The situation is in flux and I say we just vote to ban him as he obviously has irritable complainer syndrome. I mean come on what a dingleberry, don’t take that caca from him. Well I have got to scat now I hear number two calling. I’ll be droppings back by later.
this is the nicest gift anyone has ever gotten me.
it will be even better when it's on a t-shirt.
"I'm Jay and this is my 'Heterosexual Lifemate' Silent Bob."
i'd actually like a graphic for a "bee-spot alert" so i can avoid the never ending posts about/realted to blythe.
to dr. evil: What do you expect from this sort of web ... (wait for it) ... log?
David... Why, what do yours look like. Be specific.
Dr. Evil... Yes, that's very clever, but wipe that smile off your face. Get it... I said, "Wipe."
Blythe... I aim to please!
Todd... What's funny is I actually wrote something that was much closer to that line, and then I was like, "Wait, were have I heard that before..." So I had to change it.
Mr. Shain... I'm considering turning this into an entirely bee-spot and Blythe related blog, just to irritate you.
J... (rimshot)
oh mr shain, what would your blog be about then?
Well they don't look like bowler hats with a pom pom.
i just realized the poo and bee-spot alerts would be the exact same thing. so nevermind.
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