The Motivationless Man

I really want to write some funny, entertaining stuff for you kids to read but... eh. Just can't seem to get the bat off my shoulder. As it were. Probably has something to do with it being Friday, or maybe it's because I didn't sleep well last night seeing as how our bed got rained on (left the window open during a rainstorm; totally my fault), and there's a very real chance, albeit a small one, that aliens abducted me during the night and removed the part of my brain that handles all my motivation to write this blog. Seems like something those assholes would do.

Well, whatever the case, it's just not happening today. So here's this, a montage of scenes from Troll 2, the worst movie ever made:

NOTE: Probably SFW. But maybe not. I don't know. Whatever