Werewolf Battles Blowfish
These motherfuckers ripped me off!!! I knew as soon as Ted Turner got interested in my "skillz," all of the "imitation" sites would start coming out of the woodwork. Bastards!!!
If you're like Zombie Fights Shark! and hate people who are dirty cheaters, go give them large helpings of sass on my behalf.
Rally, troops, RALLY!!!!!
If you're like Zombie Fights Shark! and hate people who are dirty cheaters, go give them large helpings of sass on my behalf.
Rally, troops, RALLY!!!!!
posted by Clinton at 2:40 PM
10 Comments:
OMG!!!
THOSE BASTARDS!
I am going to go rally right away!
I figured I'd bring James Frey®™©™ in on this project.
mmm....Dumplin Schnapps.
I..I mean..Those Bastards! They killed...
Nevermind.
Lioux... Yeah, go get 'em!!! Kick their shins with your words!!!
Ted Turner... This is all because I grabbed Jane Fonda's ass back in the 70's, before I was born, which is really weird, isn't it. You petty, petty man.
Jonathan... Look, we ALL love Dumplin' Schnapps. But they're the enemy now. Stay strong, stay true.
I saw the movie "Werwolf 2" and while the werewolf/blowfish battle was pretty sweet it would have been a lot better if the astronaut who witnessed the whole thing had been topless.
What assholes! You would never use red font!
J... You gotta get the Director's Cut. EVERYBODY'S naked in that one.
Frances... You're absolutely right; I will never use red fonts. Because I don't know how to change font colors on Blogger.
jeebus! I don't know what's more lame, the fact that they stole your ideas and published them as their own (his/her own ??) or that they did it in a totally retarded no-creativity-whatsoever copy and paste way...fukdat!
Just in case you're thinking of retaliation though, you should first watch Dave Chapelle's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong".
I despise such simplicity, those pubic lice havin' bastards...
Now excuse me while I go sample a Bee-Gees track and get a big-breasted no-talent to sing a Tina Turner cover over it (while screaming 'hot producer' lines in the background, like "yeah! y'all can't bite this! ... this the original! ... number one! ... that's right, fresh shit, we elevatin'! ... )
Dude, wasn't that guy your friend? That's cold. Why'd he have to do you like that?
Gwiz... I would be interested in a copy of that song. It sounds both funky and fresh. Possibly dope. Definately radical.
CR... Ted Turner's pockets are just too deep; years of friendship mean nothing when you're presented with more money than you've ever seen in your entire life. There's a price on loyalty, sir, and apparently it's 47$ and a box of Slim Jims.
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