Tuesday, September 01, 2009
- Name: Clinton
- Location: Arlington, Texas, United States
I'm a guy who drinks a lot, writes a blog, lives in Arlington, TX, dresses shabbily, will probably mooch off you, likes horror movies, and wishes he had a lot of money so he didn't so much have to work anymore. Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I am an open book, or at the very least an open beer.
- This Beer Tastes Like Ass
- Searching for Meaning in Bathroom Graffiti
- Things We're All Done With
- Creepy Products Available at Your Local Pharmacy
- Eat Me
- Warning: Melancholy Birthday Post Ahead
- Movie Poster A Go-Go
- Last night, my grandmother lost her long, slow bat...
- Mildly Amusing Waiter Story
- Abe Lincoln Disapproves of My Late Night Eating Ha...