Sunday, March 15, 2009
Ah, Dr. Skipper... it tastes like if Dr. Pepper and a bottle of cough syrup got blended together with a ground-up poor person. It also kind of tastes like the tears of an orphan; one who's got a lot of health problems and thinks learning how to read is just a lie the TV told.
Serving Suggestions for Dr. Skipper:
-Serve Dr. Skipper in a rusty tin can, lukewarm, while the bank takes back your house.
-Why not drink a can of Dr. Skipper while you wait for your test results to come back? (I'm sorry, you have tuberculosis)
-Fill a shoe with Dr. Skipper. Drink it down. Eat the shoe, but don't eat ALL the shoe. That shoe is dinner for the next couple of days. Dr. Skipper made the shoe taste terrible.