Satisfying, Malty, 1960's Sexism
"Anyway, You Didn't Burn The Schlitz!"
From the ad copy: "There's hope for any young bride who knows her man well enough to serve him Schlitz beer."
From C-dog: "On behalf of men everywhere... OUR BAD!"
True Fact: In the 60s, burned beer was actually grounds for divorce in some states. I believe it still is in Texas, provided we're talking about "The Silver Bullet."