Thursday, June 12, 2008

I Know What Will Cheer Me Up...

That's right. Sean Connery in a red sci-fi diaper with suspenders and thigh-high boots. That's what cheers my sweet, Texas ass the hell up. You got a problem with that?

No, of course not. Because you're hypnotized by Connery's grotesque porn 'stache and junior-high-art-teacher ponytail. You can't look away from all that leg hair. You're powerless to resist that happiest of happy trails. Man, they must have had good drugs in the 70s. Indeed, for there is no other explanation for his appearance in Zardoz, the movie from which this production still was taken. This road was paved with bricks of hash, held together by a paste made from cocaine and booze.

Anyway, I'm totally cheered up now. Well, sort of. Okay, not really, but I got a good chuckle out of finding this on my hard drive during a bit of boredom-inspired cleaning. Thought I'd share.


Blogger Braden said...

Oh, brother. Why, John Boorman, why??? Zardoz actually makes Excalibur look good.

Really funny review of this cinematic travesty here.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous wishmewell said...

dear god in heaven

3:28 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Braden... One of the employees at Ye Olde Vulcan used to always put on Zardoz late at night. I suspect drugs were involved.

Wish... There is no god. Only red sci-fi diapers.

3:57 PM  
Blogger jason quinones said...

well this is embarassing...i wore the same outfit to work today!

don't judge! it's casual friday and it's still pretty damn hot outside and i haven't done laundry in a while and..ah what the hell...


4:11 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

Man, you've got to bury these kinds of pictures in the post a little bit. I can't be looking pictures of half-naked hairy men at work any more. They've already warned me lots of times.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, thank you, I now have plans for Friday night...I hope the local video store carries Zardoz.

6:04 PM  
Anonymous JustinS said...

I was totally born in the wrong time. If this look was still in, I wouldn't have shelled out $60 to that sadistic waxer last weekend...

6:10 PM  
Anonymous J. said...

Ah, Zardoz. The floating heads vomiting guns, the ludicrous outfits, the contrived sexual situations, all of this and more is why Zardoz on DVD is one of the best going away gifts I ever received.

9:10 PM  
Blogger mmyers said...

A buddy of mine not too long ago pulled me to the side and all secrety-like said, "Have you ever seen Zardoz"? I'm afraid to watch it as an adult because I'm afraid my brain has made it a better movie than it actually is.

4:55 PM  

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