Happy Easter From ZFS!

We all have our own ways of celebrating this holy, holy day. Some people like to hit the church, then munch on a buffet of grub at some random aunt's house. Some people like to toss a bunch of colored eggs on the yard and make dressed-up toddlers run around and pick them up. And then there's those of who'd much prefer to spend the day like our deceased rabbit friend up there... on our backs in the woods, thoroughly taxidermied by alcohol.

And by "woods, " I of course mean, "wherever I fall." And by "alcohol," I of course mean, "lots of alcohol, so much that I might go blind, but it's totally worth it because I've crossed over from being merely drunk into a strange, bright world where I'm a superhero magic trick that makes pretty girls smile."

This is what's known amongst us down-for-lifers as a religious experience. It smells like a hug.