Buzzed

Because she knows and accepts my desire to always be jacked on some sort of stimulant during the entirety of my waking hours, Girlfriend bought me some of this:

She really gets me, ya know?

Anyway, I took two pieces of this gum at about 7:30 this morning and, because I took them on an empty stomach, I'm now just a tad wired and unfocused. I've been trying to think of something to write about for an hour now and... nothing. Well, not "nothing," exactly; I have come up with a varied and unique gallery of new, interesting twitches and it seems that, also, my eyes are vibrating like a hummingbird's wings.

So that's something, I guess. Anyway, I'm going to go run some wind sprints or chug some Everclear or pick up the latest CD from El Boring Boringson; anything to counteract the caffeinated lighting that's currently coursing through my bloodstream.

Be back with real content as soon as I reach and overcome the inevitable crash!