Our New Mascot
posted by Clinton at 6:43 AM
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
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- Name: Clinton
- Location: Arlington, Texas, United States
I'm a guy who drinks a lot, writes a blog, lives in Arlington, TX, dresses shabbily, will probably mooch off you, likes horror movies, and wishes he had a lot of money so he didn't so much have to work anymore. Anything else you want to know? Just ask. I am an open book, or at the very least an open beer.
8 Comments:
I heard that Zombie Cat is every bit as obedient and loyal as Normal Cat. Can that really be true?
On an unrelated note, here is Japan's answer to Zombie Cat:
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=TkNLWh81x78&eurl=http%3A//www.google.com/search%3Fq%3Drobot%2Bcat%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26aq%3Dt%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial%26cli&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/TkNLWh81x78/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskK8x2VmukFZxl_eN-iqyqOY
Oh. Em. Gee.
I Love, Love, Love mascots, esp. when they're zombies.
Shouldn't Zombie Cat's arms be outstretched, like he's mindlessly shuffling towards us, looking to eat our collective brains? Or wait... I guess zombies' arms would be at their sides if they're not doing the whole mindlessly-shuffling thing. *shrug* Obviously I need to brush up on my Zombie Survival Skills.
J... Yes, except for when you're asleep, he eats you.
Lioux... Zombie mascots are the new black.
Giggleloop... Zombie Cat does what he likes.
Ah, but the question is, is he one of your standard dim-witted slow-moving shuffler zombies, or the new age fast-moving bad-ass zombies? Our very lives may depend on it! Also, I'm bored and have ample time to ponder such things.
Do not taunt happy fun Zombie Cat.
Cats are psychos. One day I woke up with bruises and scratches because, while I was sleeping, my cat opened (yes, opened) the door to my bedroom, picked up a hammer and beat me up because he was mad at me. LOL
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