A Moment Of McClarity
I have wasted my life.
Oh sure, I've accomplished a few things... held down a decent job for a while, started a blog that people seem to like, remained in a steady relationship for a good stretch, etc. Still, when faced with the realization that I have never, ever created a McDonald's-topped pizza to consume after a night of drinking... well, the only conclusion I can reach is that my life has been woefully misspent. Here, see for yourself:
Your heart is breaking now, isn't it? Now you know how I feel. Seriously guys, what have we been doing with ourselves? Besides not creating the best food hybrid ever, I mean.
We should all be very, very ashamed.
Source, including recipe and more pics here
Oh sure, I've accomplished a few things... held down a decent job for a while, started a blog that people seem to like, remained in a steady relationship for a good stretch, etc. Still, when faced with the realization that I have never, ever created a McDonald's-topped pizza to consume after a night of drinking... well, the only conclusion I can reach is that my life has been woefully misspent. Here, see for yourself:
Your heart is breaking now, isn't it? Now you know how I feel. Seriously guys, what have we been doing with ourselves? Besides not creating the best food hybrid ever, I mean.
We should all be very, very ashamed.
Source, including recipe and more pics here
posted by Clinton at 1:07 PM
20 Comments:
It's like we all missed our (now obvious) true calling.
For shame.
whats (retches) the... the (heaves) WHAT'S THE PINK STUFF???
(barfs)
-J
Lioux... I know. I feel just awful now.
Jew... The pink stuff is, of course, bacon. Also, sorry to make you barf.
Normally I'm all for heaping unnatural toppings onto a pizza but this, this is an abomination.
It looks what the toad barfed up in Pans labyrinth.
Jeff... I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
David... Ew, although very accurate.
this is perhaps the single most disgusting thing i've ever seen. my stomach hurts.
I'm sure you could crumble up some Alka-Seltzer tablets over the top of it. Garnish, if you will. Probably help your guts not explode.
metal dwarf vomit pie! my favorite!!!!
That's a LOT of vomit for a dwarf. Just sayin'.
I can't stop looking at this picture with morbid curiosity. It looks like something that belongs in a medical journal.
Pardon my language, but that looks fuckin' delicious!
it looks like what i imagined my cancer riddled tumour looked like.
jus' saying is all.
I can feel my arteries hardening, just by looking at it.
So I'm thinking, about 1800 calories, maybe?
I can usually maintain a pretty hearty appetite no matter what, but THAT, my friend, is fucking disgusting. Congrats. I just lost my appetite!!!
a mcdonalds pizza?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!
but how did you get the camera inside my bowels without me knowing?
very Innerspace of you.
I guess I'm weird because I really want to try that.
We used to do that freshman year at my college with the pizza conveyor belt cooker they had. Although we didn't put the burgers on, but everything else was there.
Jeff... See Quin's comment.
Beehive... You and I will build one of these together; we'll show everybody.
Quin... See Jeff's comment.
Big Daddy... Whatever the amount of calories is that will blow your heart up like the Death Star at the end of Part IV, THAT'S how many calories this thing has.
Cheese... You're boyfriend and I are totally into it. Get on board!
Cajun... WTF indeed, my friend. WTF indeed.
Ellagood... Thank you, now can you drink some whiskey; I need to refill my flask.
Chris... Clearly you missed out.
Surprisingly that looks better than anything I've ever seen at McDonalds...when will it be on the menu?!?
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