UPDATE: Here's A Picture Of A Metal Midget
UPDATE: As you can see, commenter David has definitively proven that our Metal Midget friend is carrying around chicken drumsticks on his belt. What does this mean, if anything. Personally, I think it heralds the coming of the end times.
Discussion Questions:
How does this metal midget make you feel?
Do you think he's nice?
Where does he get his little leather clothes made?
Does he know the odd, spandexed man standing next to him?
Wouldn't it be cool if they fought crime together?
NOTE: Your answers will count for 99% of your grade.
2ND NOTE: I'm unusually busy at work today, ergo this post.
Discussion Questions:
How does this metal midget make you feel?
Do you think he's nice?
Where does he get his little leather clothes made?
Does he know the odd, spandexed man standing next to him?
Wouldn't it be cool if they fought crime together?
NOTE: Your answers will count for 99% of your grade.
2ND NOTE: I'm unusually busy at work today, ergo this post.
posted by Clinton at 4:28 PM
23 Comments:
I'm truly alarmed by the odd, spandexed man standing next to him.
He's taking "lanky" to terrifying new places, that's for sure.
I was also going to take issue with his gangly counterpart. I think the two are each other's comic foils and many hijinks ensue.
Regarding your second note, no need to apologize, as this is an amazing post.
omg please let us know what event this is-slash-what crappy band occasions this kind of thing such that we may never, ever, even by accident, be forced to handle this sort of thing in, you know, reality.
I am guessing ummmmm ok, no, I can't guess a band awful enough. Do tell.
Colleen... I'll only be happy if they have their own comic strip sometime in the very near future.
Pigeon... Wish I knew. I type the word "Midget" into the Google and this was one of the things that popped up. If I had to guess, though, I'd say it was something totally dirtball. Winger, say, or perhaps some incarnation of Ratt.
Ah, but if you type "metal midget" into Google, ZFS! is the third link that pops up. :D
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!
Clint, you're our favorite metal midget. Don't ever change!
I think you meant to say "mental" midget. But thanks anyway!
I like your idea of googling random words and posting what you find on your blog. I should try that next time I'm stumped.
Has anyone mentioned the little midget man boobs?
-Wife
1. Happy
2. No, but I'd like to meet him anyway
3. Wilson's Too (my backup was Rabies 'r Us)
4. They are fraternal twins.
5. clearly yes
As an aside I am drinking a Japanese beer I've never tried. Sapporo Bitter & Sharp. The Chinese characters on the can translate literally (so far as I can tell) as "Cold and desolate flavor". Like pretty much every Japanese beer it tastes like Budweiser.
I want so badly to try a beer that has "Cold and desolate flavor" it's like I have to pee. That sounds awesome; like drinking Siberia.
Metal midget makes me feel great. He's probably angry right now for being called a midget, and I could watch him be angry while he sows together a new little leath number for himself all day long.
Watching their little hands and feet move is the 8th wonder of the world.
OMG!!!
Big Daddy also posted this pic!
I wonder if this was taken at a Mini Kiss®™©™ show?!
Beehive... Watching their hands work is creepy beyond all rational thought.
Lioux... Cool! Great minds think alike, I guess.
All I know is stay away from angry looking midgets.
You know there are just not enough people out there that can pull off rainbow bike shorts and cropped, sleeveless biker jackets. Not saying this guy can do it either...
Totally digging MM's rockin' fu manchu and mullet.
Can anyone identify what is hanging from MM's belt? It looks like chicken drumsticks to me, but that would just be crazy.
You just wish you were as badass as Metal Midget.
i think he works at the verizon store on broadway.
David - it looks to me to be a leather bag that most likely contains all his loot/treasures. Either that, or all his DND dice.
I don't know it still looks like drumsticks when I zoomed in on it, unless it is some like weird midget bag made to look like drumsticks for when dogs chase after him. He can just throw it down and then make his escape while the dog is distracted.
Midget Bag is SO the next name of my next album.
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