Thursday, May 03, 2007

Are You Fucking Kidding Me, Japan?



That's right. Your eyes don't lie. It's an arcade game that simulates the experience of walking a dog. Let me say that again... It's an arcade game that simulates the experience of walking a goddamn dog!!!

Who... what... why... for what fucking purpose... I don't... I... FUCK!!! If this becomes a crossover sensation here in America like "Guitar Hero" or "Dance, Dance Revolution," I swear to christ I'm going to move somewhere that doesn't have electricity.

A little bit more about the actual "game play" here.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you talkin' to me?

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote yourself from your update earlier in the day: "Who the fuck do I think I am?"

Talking about Japan like that...for shame...

When will it ever stop? What's next? You gonna turn on your beloved bacon?

-I myself, apologize for the sarcasm...ugh...

8:15 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Japan... BRING IT OOOWWWNNN!!!

Beehive... Dude, bacon is blameless, like a newborn child. No harsh words will ever be spoken about bacon on this or (god willing) any other blog.

10:15 PM  
Blogger quin browne said...

this falls with things like "if you take this sleepaid, you may experience drowsiness" and "this mcdonalds drive thru features braille and picture menus"

um, guys? people who need those won't know you have them.. and if some guy who needs a braille menu is driving..well...

maybe, if you walk the pretend dog, you lose pretend weight.


just a thought...

11:05 PM  
Blogger ellagood said...

i have a video game where i pretend to be japanese.

it's dizzying and there are lots of patterns.

but it's cool - you win when you finally let bill murray in your pants.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to site the Japanese poodle scam, but it turns out the scam was a scam. :( Bummer.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're just freaking out because it involves a treadmill, ergo exercise. Sounds like they have a good concept here. Exercise and play a video game at the same time. Right up your alley, at least the video game part. It's like listening to music while you jog or walk. Helps pass the time. Don't be so tough on the Japanese. "They have good concept."

9:52 AM  
Blogger lioux said...

I can't wait until Japan releases an arcade game that simulates sitting on a couch staring at blank walls.

That would fun.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Ellagood... I'd totally play that game. Er... not that I want Bill Murray in my pants or anything.

Giggleloop... Isn't that always the way?

Anonymous... I have no problem with a game that involves exercise. In fact, I think games that incorporate exercise into their gameplay are a fantastic idea. It's just that the whole idea of a dog-walking video game sounds silly to me. Why not go walk a real dog, ya know? I like to play games that allow me to do things I can't do in real life. Things like play Major League baseball or kill aliens. Maybe it's a "me" thing,

10:06 AM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Lioux... Give it time.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

I wonder if Japan has a video game that simulates playing a video game.

12:37 PM  
Blogger lioux said...

Jeff!!! That would be AWESOME!

12:49 PM  
Blogger Poster Nutbag said...

its like that "virtual yard work simulator" they had on the simpsons once.

2:44 PM  

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