Um... Ew...
I get the impression that this has been floating around the interweb for awhile now but, hey, I just ran across it this morning. So here we are.
My question here is, "Why?" Why make a cartoon-y, clown face in your processed loaf of meat? Seems to me that the only purpose that would serve would be to scare the crap out of kids who in turn will never eat lunch meats again, let alone your freakish, anthropomorphized product.
Bad call, misguided meat purveyors. Bad call. Enjoy your not having any business, ever.
posted by Clinton at 11:59 AM
14 Comments:
GROSS. I thought there was nothing worse than clowns... I stand corrected.
I'd like to see someone try and charge $16.00 for a sandwich made o' THAT!
Irish/Jew... It's like a loaf of evil.
Lioux... I think you could probably charge 16$ to keep that thing away from you.
I'm a little bit traumatized by the name "pork luncheon meat". It sounds like a great name for a punk band but nothing I would want to eat.
"The Pork Meats" will destroy you!!!
I thought it was a scene from Stephen King's "It". Pennywise The Clown never looked so yummy.
Isn't this what that machine in Pink Floyd's The Wall was turning all those school children into.
Digital... Word. That clown loaf is totally something that's hiding in the sewers.
Midwesterner... No, that's where Vienna Sausages come from.
Is it wrong that this turns me on?
If I stick my tongue through it and animate it..will people stop asking me for change?
Is there a sad face option?
Anonymous... Hey man, who am I to judge how another person gets their rocks off. As long as the lunch meat's of legal age, I say go for it.
Zincink... What you're talking about is known as "performance art" around these parts. And there WAS a sad face option, but it was deemed too scary and all the molds were destroyed.
hey! it's my local sainsbury's!
I think that's the face that Leatherface in Texas Chainsaw Massacre was wearing.
THAT'S where I've seen that before. Also, gross.
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