(My) True Colors
Last night, Girlfriend's grad school class was canceled because her teacher got mugged on her way to the university. When told of this, my first reaction was, and I quote, "Weird. Who gets mugged anymore?" Then I went back to putting up the laundry while I thought about what I wanted for dinner.
After I'd decided on burritos, I used Google to look up who was the most awful person in the whole wide world and, turns out, it's totally me.
Anyway, just thought you should know.
After I'd decided on burritos, I used Google to look up who was the most awful person in the whole wide world and, turns out, it's totally me.
Anyway, just thought you should know.
posted by Clinton at 12:59 PM
19 Comments:
I had a Quizno's®™©™ Turkey Bacon Guacamole sub for dinner last night.
And yea. Who does get mugged anymore?
I've always found Quizno's subs to be too gloopy (for lack of a better word).
Man that professor sure is going to have a hard time finding the exact same fedora that I mugged from him last night - I know that it is really one hard to find item, and when I finally found it, I lept at the opportunity.
Yes, but what are your thoughts on Quizno's subs?
I like that they warm up their sandwiches, and dislike that they put the same spice mixer on each sandwich, thereby making all of their sandwiches taste exactly the same, or maybe it's that once each sandwich goes through the oven, THAT"S what makes all of them taste the same.
Also, the one I usually have gone to is terminally understaffed, usually having the cashier handle wrapping, and dressing the sandwiches with greens. This usually causes my sandwich to become not as warm beacause it just stays on the line.
All this, and Quizno's still beats out Blimpie's and Subway. (shudder)
Yes. The Quizno's I went to last night was also understaffed with the same type of cashier/dresser/wrapper combination.
THAT was annoying.
Mmmm toasty my arse.
Their sandwiches are better not toasted. Unless you're getting pepperoni and cheese. No veggies.
Bunch of savages... Subway is the one true God and only those that sup at it's foot-long teat will ever truly know the manna of heaven.
Did I just say "foot-long teat?"
Hmm... anyway, the Spicy Italian is the reason why we were given mouths.
I was a Subway fanatic until I discovered Quiznos and realized how subpar Subway really is (sorry).
However, they shuttered the one Quiznos in my work neighborhood so back to Subway I went. And now that they are toasting their bread..I hardly notice Quiznos is even gone :)
Please. Most of you people live in NYC, and you're debating the merits of national chains? I know for a FACT that NY has some of the best sandwiches in the ENTIRE WORLD. So where are they? C'mon, give up your secrets!
And don't say "Quizno's".
Oh yeah, I got mugged once, too. In Oakland, CA. It was lame. Maybe I'll talk about it on my blog after I kick the PTSD. Only kidding (about the PTSD, not about blogging).
Since then, though, I've rebuilt myself into a Killing Machine. Now those fools know better than to fuck with me, I tell you!!!
Quizno's has foot long teats as well.
Subways locations all smell the exact same, which would theoretically mean that all of the Subways would taste the same too.
My problem with this is that this particular smell reminds me of a mix between vomit, and that powder that the custodian would sprinkle on top of the vomit back in grammar school.
Sorry I went there...
c.r. iii, Best - Pastrami on Rye at Katz's Deli.
I'm a big fan of the sandwiches that they make in the all-nite bodegas. The places never look quite up to code, sanitation-wise, but I've never gotten a bad one.
Roast beef, pepperjack, tomato and mayo, assembled by a guy who keeps a gun under the counter and plays Hindi rap music in the store that's so loud you can't hear anything else... perfection.
Also, I heard that Quizno's supported the Nazis in WWII.
The Subway®™©™ by Company, Inc. is really stingy with the meats and cheeses they put on their sandwiches.
Did not.
Somebody get that Nazi out of here!
Mugging is SOOOOOOOO last year...get with the times people!
OK, I will. Shoo, Nazi!
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