Honorary Dreamgirl

What? Not dreamy enough? Or is it the whole "tubby white guy from Texas who can't technically sing very well and would make people vomit from laughter if he showed up in a bouffant wig and a tight, slinky dress singing Broadway versions of 60's girl-group R&B" thing that you've got a problem with?

Fine. Whatever. Don't need you. Just like Effie didn't need Deena and Lorelle to make her own music. I've got talent and I'm going to be a huge, friggin' STAR!!!

(I saw Dreamgirls today and I liked it. A lot.)