I Have A Surprising Amount Of Stuff To Do Today For A Guy Who's Unemployed...

Yeah, I know, it's really weird? But everything just kind of landed on this Tuesday and now I'm running around like a caffeinated woodchuck trying to get it all done and keep it all on course and basically make sure the world doesn't end. Not sure why I got put in charge of that last one, but Barack Obama is all about change and he seems to think I'm the man to fight off the apocalypse, so who am I to argue?

Anyway, while I'm battling the End Times and directing traffic for the influx of Christians into Heaven and saving the penguins from melting rainforests (or something), here's...

The Most Slapdash ZFS! Post EVER

Uh... drinking sure is neat, huh? I drink a fair amount and enjoy it greatly! Also, poop is funny and a comedic well that should be visited as often as possible for it will never run dry. Poop! Girlfriend sure does put up with a lot of my monkeyshines, am I right? She's patient!

God, what else... um... CLOWN PICTURE:



Haha look at that guy. He's probably a serial killer because clowns are usually serial killers. And check out his pants! Hey serial killer clown, the 80s called and they are PISSED that you've been killing people while wearing their pants!!! HA!!! Not to mention the fact that you have way more horns than what is acceptable in modern society. Lousy serial killer clown. Wait, don't serial-kill me!!! AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

Yeah, so I'm dead because the clown killed me. Or... whatever... fuck, I'm so busy saving the world right now...

Maybe more later, though, if I come back to life (C-dog the Friendly Ghost) and/or get all my crap done that I need to get done. We'll just have to see how it goes.

And in conclusion, I'd just like to say this: Poop.