Thursday, February 21, 2008

Deadliest. Engagement Ring. Ever.

Some dude named Tobias Wong has designed and created a line of wedding rings (such as the one above) that all have the diamond displayed in as lethal a manner as possible. That tip there... yeah, it's razor sharp. Why do this? Why give the one you love a weapon that she could easily use to puncture your trachea during a heated argument about who's turn it is to clean the toilet? Seems like... oh, I don't know... not the best idea. Which is a conclusion you'll probably come to your own self as you're watching your arterial blood arc across the room and the lights are going dim and your suddenly surrounded by your dead relatives.

Anyway, if you buy this ring, you should get a hand gun complimentary with your purchase. Just so you can defend yourself, if it comes to that.

Story via Geekologie


Blogger Todd said...

Man, I've been nailed by my lady's ring a few times. It's in the normal position and it still hurts like hell. That looks brutal!

5:37 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

True, but it's great for cutting glass and robbing banks.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Clinton said...

Todd... If you need the number of a good shelter, please don't hesitate to contact me. I watch Lifetime, so I know how bad these things can get. Particularly if your wife is Richard Greico. Um... *is* your wife Richard Greico?

Big Daddy... This will be all the rage with cat burglars this year.

9:47 AM  
Blogger Cray said...

Its not so much a new design as it is just flipping the diamond over. Is it? Tobias Wong is a fraud, and with a last name like that, should be mocked for multiple reasons.

12:09 PM  

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