Would Anyone Like To See A Picture Of Our New Bathmat?
Don't worry, I'll answer for you; Yes... yes, you would:
It's a crab. A happy crab. And every time I head in to take a shower, it's smiling face will be there to greet me. And that makes me glad. Glad to be alive, glad to take showers, glad to live in a world where I can freely drip water off of my body and onto a comical representation of a shellfish... generally, I've got the world on a string and a song in my heart. And it's all thanks to our new bathmat, which is available at Target for a reasonable price.
I do have to admit, though... I am a little worried about it watching me pee. Just seems wrong.
posted by Clinton at 3:01 PM
13 Comments:
buy it some crab sunglasses. and don't forget to have the crab earmuff it.
those fuckers are perverts.
It's totally staring at your ass when you take a leak.
AWWWW love it!!!!!
That's so great :)
I can't belive it takes up your whole bathroom! How big is that crab?
-Jew
whoops, "believe" sorry!
fill your bathtub with melted butter.
Moxie... I've heard that about crabs. Or... wait... was it just that I heard I GOT crabs?
Kabak... But who isn't, really?
Jew... It's not so much that the crab is large, it's just that our bathroom is teensy.
Stewpid... Like it's not filled with melted butter anyway.
And the tartar sauce? wait, don't tell me...
Does it match your "clawfoot" tub?!
Oh, I crack myself up today.
Just wait til you get drunk and try to wrestle it.
It's so cute! I hope it doesn't give you crabs.
I don't like the idea of any kind of crabs in the bathroom.
But it is bright and cheery though.
I think Crabby will help you if you are ever worshipping the porcelain goddess.
Wow. I think your bathroom might be smaller than mine. I didn't think that was possible.
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