Just Puttin' This Out There...
NOTE: Of course it's being carved by a big fat guy. A skinny person wouldn't even think to carve things in cheese; that's why skinny people suck. They're out there, all busy with running wind sprints and not needing a nap after walking up a few flights of stairs, while we fat people are getting so into cheese that we're making it into art. Fat people fucking rule.
P.S. If anyone wants to go to the trouble of carving the likeness of me, C-dog, into a large hunk of cheddar, I'll totally feature you on this blog and give you at least 20$ in pocket change. Also, you'll be my hero. Which is just as good as having a lot money, except you'll get more hugs. From me. Because you'll be my hero. And I looove to hug my heroes.
posted by Clinton at 1:10 PM
8 Comments:
How has no one commented on a guy carving presidents out of blocks of cheese yet?
C'mon folks; we need to get with the program!
Skinny people suck
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Oh my God. I so want someone to carve my likeness in a block of cheddar.
That guy needs to step away from the cheese.
He looks like he's about to pop.
Will Velveeta do, C-Dog?
ok. i get why the cheez, 'cause obv this whole stunt is being sponsored by cheez-it (mmmmmm. cheez-its), but why mt rushmore?
all i'm saying is a giant penis would be way funnier.
I don't need someone to carve me in cheese, I just want to eat it! Doesn't Lincoln's fro look delish?
How come they never carve anything from swiss or a nice slab of gorgonzola?
Joe... Thanks for the rally, yo!
Cheese... Word. Also, yeah, I think I'd be able to die happy if I were to have someone carve my face into a block of cheese. Until then, my life will be unfulfilled.
Big Daddy... Velveeta is UNACCEPTABLE!!! While delicious when combined with ground beef and and a spicy concotion of tomatoes and green chilis, it is the highest insult when used as a base for carving.
D... The giant penis carving is next month during the Cheeze-It "After Dark" Festival.
BrookLyn Gal... I'm going to name my new band Lincoln's Fro, if that's all right with you.
David... Because no one wants a stinky cheese head. No one.
It's all yours! I hope you write one song about me though. That would be very nice of you.
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