"Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford

I'm working the "West Coast" shift at the office tonight, so I'm going to back to sleep for a couple of hours (I got up at 7am to see my girlfriend off to work with a kiss and a "Your outfit looks awesome" because I'm in the running for Best Boyfriend Ever and I'm trying to shore up votes). While I sleep, I hope you don't mind, and it's not that I don't think you're old enough, but I've hired a babysitter. A hot babysitter. The kind of babysitter that's so hot, she influences your sexual preferences for the rest of your life, whether you're aware of it or not. Her name's Lita and you need to be on your best behavior. Remember who you are...



See if she'll let you take a sip of her beer. I bet she totally will.